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w83 2/15 p. 12 You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth—But How?
"A third requirement is that we be associated with God’s channel, his organization. God has always???? used an organization. For example, only those in the ark in Noah’s day survived the Flood, and only those associated with the Christian congregation in the first century had God’s favor.* (Acts 4:12) Similarly, Jehovah is using only one organization today to accomplish his will. To receive everlasting life in the earthly Paradise we must identify that organization and serve God as part of it."
* Oh yeah?
(Mark 9:40, 41) "For whoever is not against us is for us. And whoever gives you a cup of water to drink because you belong to Christ, I tell you truly, he will by no means lose his reward."